octootco:

Hey Mary, I know this might come to you as an unpleasant surprise, but I feel the sudden need to share this dark image with the rest of the world.  I wish I could be there to see your face when you scroll through and find this piece of shit <3  I love you and you are my best friend, ever.  EVER. 

OH GOSH what a nice not-so-anon message to wake up to

:’)

Trying to get myself to hate the red/green complimentary pair a little less

The littlest pie.

(Peach pie made in a pot pie tin, cause I didn’t have enough peaches for a regular pie)

@alyankovic: People in Albuquerque are so friendly! These guys even invited me to their meth lab!

thecockblocktopus:

I had forgotten about this Rainbow Six character I had made.

Some things

are clearly better forgotten

djshambala replied to your photo: Anonymous asked you: 2012-05-10 22:05 A fist dick…

i have two friends who like to remind me almost daily that one of them once asked me to draw him a turtle and instead i drew a fist dick man with a turtle on his shirt

That is perhaps the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard

Anonymous asked you:
2012-05-10 22:05

A fist dick man humping some sort of minotaur, draw it

Goodbye followers.

Made a less eye-searingly bad background for my tumblr.

Don’t worry, the blog’s quality has not increased.  Just the background.

I started this request earlier today and then completely forgot about it.

When I sat back down at my computer and pulled up photoshop, I was so shocked by the WIP I had to take a minute to remember what was happening.